This is the angriest web page in the world, and the Rat is the angriest thing that ever lived. The Rat hates everyone, but most of all, the Rat hates you. Go away before you make Rat even angrier.
If you even think you are as angry as the Rat, don’t worry, you aren’t. The Rat won’t like you even if you are angry too, but if you think you can hang with the Rat then stay and try.
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