VERY UNFORTUNATE RATCIDENT
Unfortunately, not too long ago The Rat was involved in a serious crash. Rat should have died, but he didn't. Instead, somehow the ratmobile saved his worthless life thanks to excellent gook engineers. Sadly, the ratmobile is no-more. It sure is getting dismantled by monkeys who are jumping on the hood and beating it with wrenches because they don't know what it is. Rat doesn't remember how it happened, but he sure was driving to rubbish work for Firat on a holiday for some retarded reason. There was a Shitalian involved in the crash who apparently left Rat to die and only came back later, so he sure had something to do with it.
But that doesn't matter as much as the fact that the Rat is alive. And don't worry, he doesn't want your sympathy so GET. Rat sure HATES YOU and everyone else more than ever. He sure still even hates the Shitalians with the exception of the Paramedics, Firefighters, and Doctors that saved his worthless life. You think you're his friend now that you sent him flowers and a card? You sure AREN'T. He sure was too busy getting blown by nurses to even care. Oh wait, that was a hallucination. Garbage hallucination he thought was real.
Funny limping Rat will still kick your ass even though he moves slower than shit. Oh wait, he probably can't kick your ass. But he still hates you and will definitely slaughter you once he gets better.
Get your ass back to the Main Page